Geomagnetic Field Reversals
CC: "This means that the Earth's magnetic field flips every couple hundred thousand years"
LK: That's assuming that continental drift is an extremely slow process and that the striping conforms to field reversals.
No Magnetic Stripes
LK: See http://www.newgeology.us/presentation25.html
You mentioned correlation of a stripe or something with some fossil data. I'd be interested in seeing some of the data.
The whole process of interpreting seafloor magnetic variations detected from ocean surfaces as neat stripes of geomagnetic reversals appears to be almost total nonsense as explained in the link. As Mike says, it's better interpreted as noise, with no discernable striping pattern at all, and he explains how the noise would have occurred due to the shock dynamics event.
Ratcheting
As for tectonic ratcheting being capable of extensive movement of continents, you haven't yet answered the question of what would be the maximum distance that one ratcheting event could move a plate and the maximum number of times per year such events could occur and how ratcheting would affect striping. You seem to assume that the magnetic striping is real, but it looks fabricated to me. So you'd first have to prove that it's real.
Young Earth
Mike's logic and thoroughness is as complete for his model as yours is for CFDLs and Debye cells. So you'd have a lot of work to do to disprove Mike's conclusion. I gather that you're uncomfortable with the possibility that Earth's surface may have formed only a few thousand years ago.